the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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