I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
third nipple confirmed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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