This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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