Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We're too hungover to prance.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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