we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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