physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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