i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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