Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Panties = found
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