There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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