It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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