She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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