I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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