Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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