STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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