Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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