Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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