Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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