My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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