yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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