I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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