OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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