Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
