East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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