Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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