That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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