we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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