worst night to have a conscience
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i think i just naturally attract stoners
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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