Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Someone shattered a urinal.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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