She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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