nut hugger
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
how does that bad decision feel?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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