yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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