Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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