jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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