it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is Oprah even human
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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