His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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