He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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