Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I want to stick my p in your. b.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
