VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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