there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You canβt homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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