She announced her abortion via fbk
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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