return my video game
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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