Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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