I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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