please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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