fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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