Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
