I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
