I must be too annoying 4 u.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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