Jerry, you need to find god
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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