Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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